Valentine, Nebraska

A vandal dubbed the “Butt Bandit” is upseting people in a town by pressing his naked behind where it should not be pressed.

People in Valentine, Nebraska, say they wish he would find another way to make his mark.

Beginning more than a year ago, some man has been skipping from one business to another at night, pressing his naked behind - sometimes his groin, sometimes both - on windows.

Store owners, church workers and school janitors have had to wash lotion and petroleum jelly off the windows he selects.

"This is the weirdest case I’ve ever seen" said police Chief Ben McBride.

Gracias, agente.