Mi carrera en el porno, por Chris NieratkoLPC en porn | Abril 21, 2004
Posiblemente, una de las historias mas divertidas que he leido ultimamente.
Chris tiene 21 años y, tras probar suerte como stocker en Wall Street (1 day) y editor en la Disney (two weeks), consigue un contrato como editor en una agencia de revistas porno dirigidas a un publico entradito en años. Recien salido de la universidad, adicto a la cocaina y totalmente perdido en el mundo de la edicion informatica, su vida se volvio muy complicada.
No marcamos a esas. Al publico les gustan esas. The next week I got a spread with a 50-year-old lady spreading her asshole with a hemorrhoid dangling out. I again circled it and again was told to leave it be. There was also the layout with the girl and her visible tampon string that "people like." I was so confused. I hadn't hit my real deviant sexual peak yet. I thought I was kinky because I stuck baseball bats in girls' pussies. I began to think something was wrong with me since I didn't find tampon strings, zits, and hemorrhoids sexy. When the most disgusting pictorial ever showed up on my desk to be corrected, I didn't touch it. I figured I had a lot to learn about fetishes, and looking at these photos of a gray-haired 77-year-old (I wish I was kidding you) on her knees reaching around and fingering her pruned asshole, I just assumed, "People like this."
My instincts were right but I still got chewed out. "Are you fucking blind?" the publisher asked. I twisted the arm of my glasses in my hand to emphasize that, yes, my vision isn't exactly 20/20. She threw the pages down on my desk. "Now tell me what's wrong with this photo." I went with the obvious answer. "It's a 77-year-old fingering her ass?" "No," she said, "people like that. She's wearing Nikes! We can't have name-brand logos in the magazines. We'll get sued.
Las hemorroides son una cosa. El copyright otra, bien distinta.