Action stars of today are pussiesLPC en Reflexiones | Mayo 13, 2005
Los muchachos de Ruthless Review le pegan un repaso concienzudo a los héroes de acción de los 80, no sin antes hacer una declaración de principios a la que me sumo de todo corazón: ¿Mark Wahlberg un tío duro? ¿Brad Pitt? ¿¿¿JARED LETO???
The heroes of these great films are men who in real life could actually beat the living fuck out of you. Say what you will about his political abilities but back in 1983, Arnold Schwarzenegger could have ripped the arms off your body. Sylvester Stallone, Dolph Lungren, Charles Bronson, Chuck Norris, Jean-Claude van Damme or Clint Eastwood, back about eighteen years, were all actually muscle-bound, tough-as-nails uber-mensches. You would not have wanted to run into any of them while lurking in a dark alley. Especially if you're a commie-nazi, drug-dealing terrorist leftist cop who's soft on crime and likes kidnapping/molesting under-aged white girls in said alleys. These days, more often than not, all you get are androgynous pencil-dicks like Jared Leto playing the heavies. Put more succinctly, if me and Leto met in a darkened alley, I'd be the one bending him over. And Will Smith is exactly as intimidating as Milhouse Van Houten. Action stars of today are pussies. Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me.
pd. Si, ya he visto que está en inglés.