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Burn's Hog Weighing Method:
(1) Get a perfectly symmetrical plank and balance it across a
sawhorse.
(2) Put the hog on one end of the plank.
(3) Pile rocks on the other end until the plank is again
perfectly balanced.
(4) Carefully guess the weight of the rocks.
-- Robert Burns
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I don't know what you mean by `glory,' Alice said
Humpty Dumpty smiled contemptuously. Of course you don't --
till I tell you. I meant `there's a nice knock-down argument for
you!'
But glory doesn't mean `a nice knock-down argument,' Alice
objected.
When I use a word, Humpty Dumpty said, in a rather scornful
tone, it means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more nor
less.
The question is, said Alice, whether you can make words mean
so many different things.
The question is, said Humpty Dumpty, which is to be master--
that's all.
-- Lewis Carrol, Through the Looking Glass
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Peter's Law of Substitution:
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broken ...
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one side to be totally the loser and the other side to be totally the
winner. The reason there are two sides to begin with usually is
because neither side has all the facts. Therefore, when the wise
mediator effects a compromise, he is not acting from political
motivation. Rather, he is acting from a deep sense of respect for the
whole truth.
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