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No he podido evitar robarlo para papel continuo ;)

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Y has hecho bien.. :-*

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A shamus is a guy who takes care of handyman tasks around the
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A rabbi, to show his humility before God, cries out in the
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bested, also cries out, Oh, Lord, I am nobody!
The shamus, deeply moved, follows suit and cries, Oh, Lord, I
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Anyone else notice the similarities getween the Bush administration and the Borg?

"Resistance is futile! You will be assimilated into the New World Corporate Order!"

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